Kikki - Why does Kikki console herself with Falun sausages?
Why does Kikki console herself eating Falun sausages - the Swedish falukorv?, asked Pixi herself during the summer.
Pixi doesn't really care about the celebs in the world of music, but Kikki Danielsson, she is something different. Pixi really feels sooooo sorry for Kikki!
Yes, I do! says Pixi.
The media is persuing her persistently writing about her weight ups- and downs and what and how she eats and her drinking habits and her looks and how she should look and ... yes, I just feel I have to write about her too!
And Pixi says that everybody should leave Kikki alone so that she can solve her problems! And Pixi says that Kikki, you should stop encouraging the media to write about your achievements in the diet branch! Even now, when you have started a new super diet!
During the spring we have learnt the Kikki eats lard from sea dogs and tons of cookies and that she consoles herself at night eating Falun sausages (falukorv) and that she sneaks in to the gas stations to buy grilled sausages while she really, Really, REALLY should slim 18 kilos! And now Pixi thinks that this is enough! Poor Kikki, she has problems! And Pixi says that Kikki, she should read Pixi's Dietblog instead of feed herself with all theses sausages!
But Kikki, she goes to the Swedish television to announce her new diet which will be broadcasted during the autumn in the programme Du är vad du äter - You Are What You Eat. And she says:
"I have entered a new phase in my life now. I will follow this diet during the rest of my life."
Congratulations! says Pixi. But do you have to invite the whole population in Sweden to follow you new diet? It seems a bit panic struck, just like you panicked eating all these Falun sausages!
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