Kikki Danielsson - her new super diet ...

Pixi couldn't resist reading about Kikki Danielsson's new super diet - in Kikki's once-and-for-all public slimming guide:

First - Kikki must learn HOW to eat:
Eating is done ONLY when the Kikki is hungry. She MUST learn to chew the food properly and never, Never, NEVER put more food in the mouth before the swallowing the chew she already has in the mouth. To each meal she should eat the maximum of food equivalent to the amount she can put in one palm of her hand times two. She must eat at the same time every day and ABSOLUTELY NOT eat ANYTHING after 7 o'clock in the evening.

Secondly - Kikki must learn what NOT to eat:
ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN is margarine, white flour, white sugar, bread and soft drinks. She should avoid milk products (not good for her rheumatism) EXCEPT natural yogurt, which is OK. She should also avoid salt and light products as well as tomatoes, potatoes, green pepper and aubergine.

When Kikki eats, she SHOULD eat:
Fresh vegetables, root vegetables, berries, leguminous plants and garlic. Every day. And olive oil and fresh butter. And fruit between the meals and for breakfast because it's not good for her to mix fruit with other foods. If she wants to spice her food, she should do it with turmeric and fresh ginger.

And Kikki should DRINK:
Water, AT LEAST 2 liters a day, NOT sparkling. And green tea and herbal tea, like tea made from nettles and dandelions.

And she should EXERCISES the first thing in the morning because it starts up the metabolism - walking, Power plate and water-exercising is good for her ... and she should TREAT herself to the spa.

And Pixi, she wonders - what is Kikki supposed to live on when she has learnt HOW to eat? It seems a bit hard on Kikki only eating yogurt with turmeric spiced beetroots and herbal tea when Kikki's diet used to be based on Falun sausages (the Swedish falukorv), cinnamon buns, lard from sea dogs and whiskey ...
But a super diet is a super diet is a super diet ...

Kikki ...

Kikki Danielsson 2006 ... and Kikki Danielsson 2004 ...
And what am I supposed to say ...? asks Pixi ... Kikki loves to show herself off no matter what ... and the pictures are to be seen in Aftonbladet 20060806 ... and Pixi REALLY feels SORRY for Kikki Danielsson who seems to have a compulsion to slim in public ... which she does right now ...

Kikki - Why does Kikki console herself with Falun sausages?

Why does Kikki console herself eating Falun sausages - the Swedish falukorv?, asked Pixi herself during the summer.

Pixi doesn't really care about the celebs in the world of music, but Kikki Danielsson, she is something different. Pixi really feels sooooo sorry for Kikki!
Yes, I do! says Pixi.
The media is persuing her persistently writing about her weight ups- and downs and what and how she eats and her drinking habits and her looks and how she should look and ... yes, I just feel I have to write about her too!
And Pixi says that everybody should leave Kikki alone so that she can solve her problems! And Pixi says that Kikki, you should stop encouraging the media to write about your achievements in the diet branch! Even now, when you have started a new super diet!

During the spring we have learnt the Kikki eats lard from sea dogs and tons of cookies and that she consoles herself at night eating Falun sausages (falukorv) and that she sneaks in to the gas stations to buy grilled sausages while she really, Really, REALLY should slim 18 kilos! And now Pixi thinks that this is enough! Poor Kikki, she has problems! And Pixi says that Kikki, she should read Pixi's Dietblog instead of feed herself with all theses sausages!

But Kikki, she goes to the Swedish television to announce her new diet which will be broadcasted during the autumn in the programme Du är vad du äter - You Are What You Eat. And she says:

"I have entered a new phase in my life now. I will follow this diet during the rest of my life."

Congratulations! says Pixi. But do you have to invite the whole population in Sweden to follow you new diet? It seems a bit panic struck, just like you panicked eating all these Falun sausages!